Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.
Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?A: Gifted.
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.
Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?A: Steal his batteries.
A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.
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