Banjo joke

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.

Clarinet joke

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?A: Gifted.

Music joke

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.

Oboe joke

Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?A: Steal his batteries.

Harp joke

A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.

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