Casjun Employment Test (Derogatory)

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy Cajun,” so he decided to...

Literal Actions

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams,...

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical…

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and...

Pool Table Pleasure

Q: How do you please a pool table?A: Put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls!!

How is a computer like an erection?…

How is a computer like an erection? It stays up as long as you don’t screw with it!

Cold Bikers

Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon. “Man! commented one… it’s FREEZING!!! and my coat won’t zip up. The cold air is killing...