What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade…

What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Anniversary News

The wealthy couple were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary. Their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of...

Information Please

A young man called information. “I’d like the number for Jennifer Smith in Atlanta,” he said. “There are multiple listings for that name,” said the operator. “Do you have...

Music rocks not this crap

I would walk one 500 miles but im to fat to walk a step just to be the man to walk one 1000 miles would take 200 hours

It may very well bring about immortality,…

It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it.

Wipe your butt with a dollar.

Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they...