Ashes to Ashes

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make...

3 guys!

three guys are out in a bar and one of them have green hair and one has red and the other has blond!A blond chick comes up and says...

The pope and the queen

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony, beaming at the thousands of people in the courtyard below. The Queen said to the Pope out of the...

Locked Volkswagens

Two Volkswagens had their bumpers locked and the drivers were unsuccessfully trying to disengage them when a little old lady wino shuffled onto the scene.’Tell you what to do,...

Population Control

A population control program had been introduced to the island, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to...

Irish Pudding

A Irishman went to the doctors with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet, the doctor asked: “What happened paddy?”Paddy replied, “I was opening a...