Why Blondes are so THICK!

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She...

Sandwhichs at lunch time

There were three guys (black, white, mexican) who worked as construction workers. They built buildings and stuff. Everyday at lunch they always got the same kind of sanwhich. ex....

Dear Son…

Dear SonI am writing this slow cause I know you can’t read fast.We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most...

Two Smart Guys and one Idiot

There once was three explorers, an english explorer, a spanish explorer, and a polish explorer an idiotwere exploring an island and they got captured by vikings. The Vikings said...

Great Tips and Suggestions

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive...

You should go home….

You should go home.