Castrating Headache

A man is having terrible headaches. He can’t sleep, eat, think,
or do much of anything because of the pain. Several doctors
examined him and couldn’t determine the cause of his problem. He
finally went to one of the top neurological specialists in the
country who examines him and says, “I’ve found the cause of the
pain. Your testicles are pushing up into your spine. The
constant pressureon the spine causes the headaches. The only
thing I can do is perform surgery and remove your testicles.”

The man is shocked to hear this but the decision is not
difficult as he know he cannot stand the pain of the headaches.
He has the surgery and immediately fells like a new man. The
pain is completely gone and he feels like he has a new life. He
is so happy he decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a
small men’s shop and tells the old tailor that he wants to buy a
suit.

“Sure,” says the tailor. “You’re a 42 long, right?”

“Wow, how did you know?” says the man.

“Hey, I’ve been in this business a long time. You learn a few
things” said the tailor.”

The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked
so good that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it.

“16, 34, right?” said the tailor.

“Right again!” said the man. “You’re amazing.”

“Hey, I’ve been in this business a long time. You learn a few
things”.

The tailor brought a shirt and tie and they looked great. The
man said, “Hey, let’s go for broke. Give me a pair of the silk
boxers too.”

The tailor said, “36 right?”

“I’m disappointed,” said the man. “But 2 out of 3 is still good.
I wear size 34 boxers.”

The tailor said, “Hey, I’ve been in this business for a long
time and I think you need 36.”

The man replied, “It’s obvious you know your business but I’ve
worn size 34 for as long as I can remember. I’m going to have to
disagree with you on this one”.

“Hey look,” said the tailor, “I’ll sell you whatever you want.
But I’ve been in this business a long time. If you wear a size
34 it’s gonna push your nuts up into your spine and give you
terrible headaches.”