Carrot, Tomato, and

There’s a carrot, a tomato, and a male genital organ. The carrot said “I have the worst life of all. I get chopped up, put in a cake, and eaten.”The tomato says “No, I have the worst life of all. I get chopped up, put in a salad, and eaten”.Then the male genital organ said, “I, my friends, have the worst life of all. I get a plastic bag shoved over my head, and then pushed back and forth into a warm tunnel until I choke!”.