Candybar & Lifespan

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across
from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good
for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you
fat!”

Little Johnny replied. “My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old.” The man asked, “Well sonny, did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at a time?”

Little Johnny answered, “No, he minded his own fucking business!”