During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk makes a sudden move and is spotted by the general.
ï¿½You simpleton!ï¿½ the officer barks. ï¿½Donï¿½t you know that by jumping the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?ï¿½
ï¿½Yes, sir,ï¿½ the soldier answers. ï¿½But, if I may say so, I stood still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice, and I never moved an inch when a dog peed on my trunk.
But when two squirrels ran up my pants and I heard one say, ï¿½Letï¿½s eat one now and save the other till winter,ï¿½ that did it!ï¿½
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