Camouflage training

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk makes a sudden move and is spotted by the general.

�You simpleton!� the officer barks. �Don�t you know that by jumping the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?�

�Yes, sir,� the soldier answers. �But, if I may say so, I stood still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice, and I never moved an inch when a dog peed on my trunk.

But when two squirrels ran up my pants and I heard one say, �Let�s eat one now and save the other till winter,� that did it!�

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Edited by yisman