Boy and Frog

One day during school a little boy went up to his teacher and
said that he had found a frog.

“Was the frog dead or alive?” the teacher asked.

“It was dead,” said the boy.

“How do you know it was dead?” questioned the teacher.

“Cause I pissed in its ear,” the boy replied.

“You WHAT?!?!” exclaimed the teacher.

“You know, I leaned over and went ‘Pssst….'”