Bill at a Baseball Game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire
walks up to the VIP section and yells something; suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary
by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned
No, Mr. President! I said, ‘Throw the first PITCH!’
CLASSIC QUOTE: A quote from Sky News
“Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton,” UK defense minister
Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.
“He’s either never been to Southampton, or he’s never been to
Umm Qasr” says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
Another soldier added:
“There’s no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us.
It’s more like Portsmouth.”