Before And After Falling In Love….

B – You take my breath away

A – I feel like I’m suffocating

B – She says she loves the way I take control of the situation

A – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

B – Saturday Night Fever

A – Monday Night Football

B – He makes me feel like a million dollars

A – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…

B – The Sound of Music

A – The Sound of Silence

B – It’s like I’m in a dream

A – It’s like he’s in my nightmare

B – $60/dozen

A – $1.50/stem

B – We agree on everything!

A – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

B – Charming and Noble

A – Chernobyl

B – Ideal

A – Idle

B – I love a woman with curves

A- I never said you were fat

B – He’s completely lost without me

A – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

B – Time stood still

A – This relationship is going nowhere

B – Croissant and cappuccino

A – Bagel and instant

B – Blind

A – Nearsighted

B – You look so seductive in black

A – Your clothes are so depressing

B – Oysters

A – Fish sticks

B – I can hardly believe we found each other

A – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you