Bar in Arkansas
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks
around and says: “You isnï¿½t from around here, are yaw… where yaw from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from Iowaï¿½.
The bartender asks, “What the’ hell you do in Iowa?”
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermistï¿½.
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what the’ hell is a
The guy says “I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one