Bar in Arkansas

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks
around and says: “You isn�t from around here, are yaw… where yaw from, boy?”

The guy says, “I’m from Iowa�.

The bartender asks, “What the’ hell you do in Iowa?”

The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist�.

The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what the’ hell is a

The guy says “I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one
of us!”