Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The
minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to
The drunk looks back and says, “Yes, Preacher, I sure am.”
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back
“Have you found Jesus?” the preacher asked.
“Nooo, I didn’t!” said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and
says, “Now, brother, have you found Jesus?”
“Noooo, I have not, Reverend.”
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time,
brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, “My God, man, have you
found Jesus yet?”
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher…
“Are you sure this is where he fell in?”