An Illinois man who left

A Letter
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on
Earth, Stupider now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
“Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?” God asked. “I’m very sorry to
have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There are
drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it – a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the
worst is this new obsession with oral intimate relationship. According to my survey, 88% of the
population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I’m afraid
it has reached epidemic proportions.”

“Hmmm,” God said thoughtfully, “Do you have any recommendations as to what
should be done to put an end to this intimate relationshipual perversion?”

“I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral
intimate relationship. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to
them on judgment day if they do not stop this type of activity.” replied St.
Peter.

“That is an effective solution,” God stated, “but I think that instead of
punishing those who practice oral intimate relationship, we should reward those who = refrain from
it. Let’s send a letter that’s personally signed by me to each one of these good
people.” And so they did. Do you know what the letter said?

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Hmmm…You didn’t get the letter either, huh?