Amish Woman Driver
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. ï¿½Ma’am,ï¿½ said the cop, ï¿½I’m not going to ticket you, butI do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.ï¿½ï¿½Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,ï¿½ responded the Amish lady.ï¿½That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!ï¿½ instructed the cop.Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.ï¿½Well, dear, what exactly did he say?ï¿½ asked Jacob.ï¿½He said the reflector is broken,ï¿½ replied the lady.ï¿½I can fix that in two minutes. What else?ï¿½ wondered Jacob.ï¿½I’m not sure, Jacob… something about the emergency brake,ï¿½ said the lady.