A plane takes off from New York’s Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising
altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,’ he says. ‘The weather ahead
looks clear, so sit back, relax and – OH MY GOD!’
The intercom falls silent.
A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. ‘I’m so sorry for
scaring you all earlier,’ he says.
‘But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
‘That’s nothing,’ a passenger in coach shouted. ‘You should see the back of