Acronyms-Abbreviations Coded Really Ominously Null

PCMCIA – People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry
SCSI – System Can’t See It
DOS – Defunct Operating System
BASIC – Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM – I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM – Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 – Obsolete Soon, Too
ISDN – I Simply Don’t Know