A very successful businessman had a meeting…

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I
love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To
show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my
business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office
and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck
behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just make you half-owner of a
money making organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in
an office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”