A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced…

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced so he went to the market looking for
a rooster. He asked the vendor for a rooster that would service all of his
many chickens and the vendor immediately recommended Randy.

The farmer took Randy back to the farm and before turning him loose in the hen
house gave him a little pep talk. “Randy, I’m counting on you to do your

Randy was as fast as he was furious mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. But
Randy didn’t stop there he then went to the barn and mounted all the horses,
one by one at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig pen where he did
the same.

“Stop, Randy, you’ll kill yourself” cried out the farmer as Randy went through
each animal on the farm.

Well, the next morning the farmer saw Randy lying on the lawn with his legs in
the air, his eyes rolled back and his tongue hanging out of his mouth. A
buzzard was already circling above Randy.

The farmer walked over to Randy and said, “You poor thing, look what you did,
you went and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy.”

“Shhhhh whispered Randy, the buzzard’s getting closer.”