A Donkey And A Bar

This guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, �Pay a
dollar, make the donkey laugh and get a free Beer.�

The guy does this and gets his free beer.

The next night the guy sees a different sign.

It reads, pay a dollar make the donkey cry, and get a free beer. He does this
and gets his free beer.

The barman then asks, ” How did you do it?”

The guy answers, ” To make the donkey laugh I told him my dick was bigger then
his and to make him cry I showed him”