The first vampire goes into a bar and asks the tender for a glass of blood.
The tender says ok and gives it to him.
The second does the same, but when the third vampire comes in he asks for a glass of water.
Shocked the tender asks “Why are you asking for a glass of water?”.
Calmly, the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bloody tampon and said, “It’s tea time!”
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Edited by Curtis