A guy stops over his friends house and only the wife is home. She invites him in. He says, I’ll give you $100 if you show me one of your breasts. She agrees and shows him one.
He pulls another $100 bill out of his pocket and says I’ll give you this other $100 if you show me your other breast.
She agrees and shows him the other one.
He says that was really nice, thanks her and leaves. When her husband gets home she tells him that his buddy stopped over.
He says “great, did he drop off the $200 he owes me?”