Your apartment is so small, the roaches are hunchbacks.
There are so many roaches in your house you should make them sighn a lease.
Your house is so small, when you eat in the kitchen your elbows are in the
Your house is so poor they tore it down to put up a slum.
I went to your house stepped on a cigerett, your mom yelled who turned off
Your house is so hot the roaches carry canteens.
Your family is so poor your house has a kickstand.