Your house

Your apartment is so small, the roaches are hunchbacks.

There are so many roaches in your house you should make them sighn a lease.

Your house is so small, when you eat in the kitchen your elbows are in the
livingroom.

Your house is so poor they tore it down to put up a slum.

I went to your house stepped on a cigerett, your mom yelled who turned off
the heat?

Your house is so hot the roaches carry canteens.

Your family is so poor your house has a kickstand.