When the milkman found a note on one of his…

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’s doors asking
for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell.

“Sorry to bother you, ma’am,” he said, “but are you sure you want
sixteen gallons of milk today?”

“Oh, yes,” said the lady of the house. “I’m going to take a milk bath.”

“Do you want it pasteurized?”

“No, just up to my tits would be fine.”