What Guys Think Girls Should Know

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4.. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re
going out with you.
7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us
it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
9.. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that
our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11.. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
12.. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will
tell us, if you don’t.
13.. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
14.. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys,
*NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that
15.. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but
at least we can stand up and go pee.
16.. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that
you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”
17.. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it
would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like
to know that you love us.
18.. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the
plans sometimes.
19.. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you
might just get what you wish for.
20.. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say.”
21.. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and
laugh when we believe you.
22.. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like
yours better anyway.
23.. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a
24.. PMS is not an excuse.
25.. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you
should put it up when you’re done.
26.. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t
turn us on.
27.. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach…..and maybe….oh nevermind.
28.. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right,
but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.