Use More Soap

A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it
comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week
she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, “Use more soap
on panties.”

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note
to the laundry, “Use more soap on panties.”

Finally fed up, the laundry man responded with his own note that
said, “Use more paper on ass.”