Two bannanas and a bomb
There are three men in an airplane. They have two bannanas and a bomb. They drop the first bannana in Kansas, and then went down to see where it landed. When they went down they saw a guy crying. They asked,”Why are you crying?” He said,” A bannana landed on my head!”
They went back into the air and dropped another bannana in Florida. The same thing happened there.
They finnaly dropped the bomb in Nebraska. The bomb landed and they went down to see what it hit. When they went down they saw a guy laughing. They asked him,”Why are you laughing?” He said,”I farted and my house blew up!”