Top 10 Rejected Kid’s Video Games

“Mommy, mommy! look at all those $2 video games at the back of
K-Mart! Can you get me some?” The voice of an innocent child who
does not know what he is getting himself into. He has entered…
The Reject Zone!

Here are some rejects for your viewing pleasure. Heehee!

10. Barney goes through puberty (and i always thought he was
hairless!)

9. Drunk airplane pilot 4: descent (bubba ain’t done with his
damn 40 yet!)

8. Dungeon Peeper (you hornball, you!)

7. Sonic the Hedgehog discovers how to use a gun (finaly! i’m
sick of his damn non-violent actions! blood, gore, blood
gore!!!! oh um, excuse me, got a little carried away there)

6. Mario and the evil hermaphrodite colony from venus (oooooh! a
new definition of masturbation!)

5. How to masturbate for dummies (yes, yes, i know, you learned
the hard way)

4. Sim amoeba (look at those germs go!)

3. The Tellitubbies disover they’re gay (i knew all along)

2. Whorehouse raid (lookin’ for a good time, sailor?)

And finally,

1. Barbie misses her period (a classic)

Personally, my favorite is Dungeon Peeper (very graphic). But
don’t take my word for it! Waste your own money on these
wonderfully explicit, cheap, (and fake) games!