The Top 12 Least Popular Gifts in the Animal Kingdom

12. Rabbit: “Fatal Attraction” video

11. Opossum or armadillo: “Roadkill Cafe” T-shirt

10. Porcupine: full-body massage

9. Sparrow: “Hitting Windows for Dummies”

8. Mole: cosmetics from the Cindy Crawford Collection

7. Sheep: inflatable Scotsman

6. Centipede: 50 pairs of 5-inch heel open toe pumps

5. Beaver: crotchless panties

4. Baboon: a thong bikini

3. Hyena: any Steve Gutenberg movie

2. Rabbit: Raisinets

1.Snail: Salt ‘n’ Pepa CD