The ”perffect” toilet

One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury areoplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him ‘inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do dont press the third one.’ Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. Whilst sat on the toilet he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are Cleaned thoroughly. He enjoys this and presses the scond button. Then dryers appear and dry his privates. He is intrigued to fin out what button 3 does. The next thing mark sees is John staring at him…..’what happened?’ mark asks shakily. Well you pressed the third button and now you are in hospital. ”Why do my privates hurt” mark asked anxiously..John replies ”Well you activated the automatic tampon remover.”