The Morals

Imagine a farm. On the farm there live a chick and a horse. One day the horse gets stuck in a swamp at the bottom of a field so it says:

“Help Chick pull me out!”

The chick obliges and gets it’s Harley Davidson to help pull horse out and all is well.

Two weeks later chick gets stuck in the same swamp and shouts for horse to help.

Horse comes to the rescue and straddles the swamp saying “Grab on!”. Sure enough he pulls chick safely out of the swamp.

And the moral of the story is:

If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a bike to pull chicks!