The duck and the skunks
One day, two skunks were walking down the street.One was a momma skunk, and one was a baby skunk. Suddenly, a little baby duck was crying in some bushes. The momma skunk says to the baby duck,” why are you crying.” The baby duck says,” my mommy never told me what I was before she died.” The momma skunk said,” well, you have flippers, and white fur, you must be a duck. Suddenly, a car passes by and kills the momma skunk. Then the baby skunk starts crying. The baby duck says,” why are you crying,”. The baby skunk says,” my mommy never told me what I was before she died.” The baby duck said,” well, your black, your white, and you sure do stink, you must be Puertorican.