That’s really; really nasty & practical
3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The
second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and
wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious.
“How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?”
“Well,” the bum said, “the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone.”