Talking Parrot

A man goes to the pet shop looking for a talking parrot. He walks up to the store manager and asks if they have any talking parrots. The manager replies with,”We only have one left. His name is Chet. If you put fire under him he will sing christmas carols.”” The man is interested so he pulls out his lighter. He holds up Chet’s left wing and starts up the lighter. “”Silent Night