A Quickie

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What on earth is that all...

A Quickie

George W. Bush and Al Gore went to a fancy resturaunt. The waitress came and asked what they wanted. George said, “I want a quickie.” The witress slapped him...

Afternoon Quickie

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in...

Quickie

A man goes into a restaurant where all the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would...