A cop pulls up two

A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your name and address?” “I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turns to the...

A cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red. He says, “Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?” Jenna replies, “No...