Early one morning a stranger pulled up to…

Early one morning a stranger pulled up to the gas station in his convertible, and on the back seat were standing three penguins.The cashier saw the peguins in the...

12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over

12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen? 11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 10. If I bend over, will I...

Getting a Tooth Pulled

A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just...