Y2K Program

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as ‘Millennia Year Application Software System’ (MYASS)....

The value of a program

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

Hospital Search Program

A new arrival about to enter hospital saw two white-coated doctors searching through the flower beds. “Excuse me,” he said, “have you lost something?” “No,” replied one of the...

Weightloss Program

One day a boy walked in on his parents having intimate relationship. His mom was laying on top of his dad. He didn’t understand what was happening so he...

Program

PROGRAM (pro’-gram) A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one’s input into error messages. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one’s...