The Farmer’s Prize Goat

Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow....

Nobel Prize

Q. Why did the farmer win the nobel prize? A. Because he was outstanding in his field!

Rudnicki’s Nobel Prize Principle:

Rudnicki’s Nobel Prize Principle: Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.

3rd prize

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1...