14 pints of Guinness

A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. ‘I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off,’ he replies. ‘You...

3 pints please

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in...