The Top 15 Personal Ads Placed by Animals

15> Rhino: Horny? I mean *REALLY* horny? Me, too!14> Elephant: Seeking BBF pachyderm who wants to embrace some tail. No fatties, please.13> Fly: Single black female Musca Domestica has...

Real personal ads

Actual personal ads from actual newspapers: I like driving around with my two cats, especially on the freeway. I make them wear little hats so that I can use...

The “real” meaning of Personal Ads!

FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN 40-ish……………… 48 Adventurer………….. Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic……………. Flat-chested Average looking……… Ugly Beautiful…………… Pathological liar Contagious Smile…….. Bring your penicillin...

Womens personal ads

40-ish. . . 48. Adventurous… has had more partners than you ever will. Athletic… flat-chested. Average looking… ugly. Beautiful… pathological liar. Contagious smile… bring your penicillin. Educated… college dropout....