A penny for your thoughts

One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on...

Penny Offer

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.

Captain Penny’s Law: You

Captain Penny’s Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom.