Tough Night

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he...

Golden Night Drinkin

A man went out drinking with his friends and came home the next morning to find his wife waiting for him. He apologized for worrying her but proceeded to...

Twas the Night Before Christmas…

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Version Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming,...

Polish Wedding Night

What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name.

“Bush Jr. Night.”

A club in New York has designated every Tuesday night until the election “Bush Jr. Night.” You get in free if your parents call and make your reservation.

Dave’s Night Out

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his...