Every Party Needs a Pooper

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper.

your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets…

your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets to shit

your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets…

your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets

4 things a woman needs

A woman needs only 4 things in life. A mink on her back. A Jaguar in her garage. A tiger in her bed. And a jackass to pay for...

daughter needs a prom dress

One day a daughter went to her father and asked for a prom dress. The father said, “if you give me a blowjob I will bye you the prettiest...

A boy writes home hinting that he needs money

Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an’t think of anything I need, $o if...