Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book – The Intimate Relationship Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant. The English...
The National Enquirer’s special investigative team has determined that it’s actually Elvis Presely’s image on the Shroud of Turin.
What is the Cuban national anthem? Row row row your boat.
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.