A man walked into his back yard one morning…

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick,...

Early one morning a stranger pulled up to…

Early one morning a stranger pulled up to the gas station in his convertible, and on the back seat were standing three penguins.The cashier saw the peguins in the...

Morning Poem

I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree...

Morning Kiss

It’s Harold’s first day in the carpool. They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when...

On men and thier morning problems

In response to the woman who accidentally walked into the men’s restroom: Please don’t feel bad. It wasn’t you entering the men’s washroom that caused that guy to pee...

Saturday Morning Pho

It’s Saturday morning and John’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who...