A Message to the President

President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground. He...

Answering machine message

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in,...

Message to Mom

This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”The clerk says it will be $100,...

The wrong message

there was a girl whose mum told her never to let men see her underwear.one day, she was walking along the road when she came across a group of...