Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

They both drip when they’re screwed.

Gumball machine

Your mama is just like a gumball machine…25 cents a blow.

Answering machine message

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in,...

A blond and a coke machine

there was a blond and she walks up to a coke machine and puts in a doller a pushes a button and a coke comes out so she was...

Washing Machine

What is the difference between a washing machine and a sorority girl? You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won’t follow you around for three...