Little Princess meets a talking frog…

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince...

3 little piggies

There were 3 little piggies.The first pig walked into a bar got a drink went to the bathroom and went home.The second little piggie did the same.Went to the...

The little puppy

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track. He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up...

Little birdie…

little birdie in the gutter, not a flitter, not a flutter, little birdie why dont you fly, he is fucking dead, thats why!

Mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pile-on, 10,000 volts went up its tail and turned its wool to nylon.

This little piggie went to the bar

So this pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. He pays, sits there quietly drinking, then orders another. And another. And another and another. This goes one...